After arriving home I installed sundials throughout our home wherever I found a clock. Wasn't very difficult. I built clocks and radios and transmitters and receivers and stuff when I was a kid. Tore stuff apart all the time just to see how it works. My mom recently bought a new alarm clock and told my sister she wants me to have it when she dies. With a smirk, she said "I know he'll have it torn apart within 10 minutes."
Back to the sundial story, have wired the sundial output to our alarm clocks, microwave, stove, irrigation controller, thermostat, televisions, wireless home phone (yep, still have one but don't answer it when it rings), clothes dryer, digital audio recorders, video camera, computers, iPods, iPads, iPhones and radios. Even wired a sundial to a pen with a clock in the barrel I received as a gift.
Whew. Had no idea there were so many clock circuits sprinkled throughout our house. If a cop wandered through our front door Barb and I would be jailed for centuries. There are half-bombs strewn all over the place. Had no idea I had become so radicalized. I'm at least half an Ahmed Mohamed.
I think I rewired sundials to all the things with clock displays in our household, but there are so damned many things with clocks in our house I may have missed a few. Oh well. So I may still end in in prison, despite taking extreme precaution. Can't do anything about that. Have done my best to hide my true spirit. I admit it. I'm a Jeffersonian radical.
Only problem left, then, and where I could use your help, is I bought these sundials from a place down under (you know, Australia) without realizing their sundials run backwards in Oregon. Anybody know of a fix, short of flipping our house upside down?