Bruce violates my hearing aid

Turned on my hearing aid this morning and it was Springsteen all the time. Freaking hearing aid company is streaming music to my ears now.

But c'mon.

How many times can you listen to "Born in the USA"? Over and freaking over. Tried all the buttons, but alas. Where's the white guy rap? Oops. Forgot. Eminen is assembling bumpers for Chrysler.

Wait. A new stream is starting. Oh God. Manilow. Gotta go. I'm putting my hearing aids out of their misery.