Just realized, I must be dumb.

My wife has a masters degree. My daughter just got hers. Her husband is getting his in a year. My father-in-law is an attorney and judge. My wife's uncle is a doctor. My son-in-law's father is an attorney.

Put them all in one place, and I'm quickly the Dumbest Guy In The Room. I have a lowly bachelor's degree. A seven-year-to-get one. Clearly, being the smartest guy (or gal) in the room is out.

Being the wisest person in the room is still up for grabs, though. Hmmmm. If being short of hair and long of nose spawns wisdom, I have a chance.